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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Geomagnetic storm could make northern lights visible in Chicago on Sunday night - Chicago Sun-Times
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Planet Nine? Not quite, but some astronomers think they've spotted a new dwarf planet - NBC News
Just Forget it!
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why is blood sugar ranging from 70-180 in a day and checked through a glucometer?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Exclusive | New York to Build One of First U.S. Nuclear-Power Plants in Generation - WSJ
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Devil’s Third director says panned Wii U game was innovative for its time - Nintendo Everything
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Who are the IT boys of the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th generation in K-pop?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Why is Russia always right? All eyes toward Russian glory!
Then came..
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Let's Weigh The Pros And Cons Of Inviting Larry David To Your Wedding - OutKick
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why did the USA stick their noses in Ukraine's business? They wanted to be neutral for so long.